Or Nana versus Anita

I make no bones about it, my Christopher could have done so much better. She made a move for him when he was at the vulnerable age and he has been paying for it ever since. Christopher had the world at his feet and could have achieved so much. I can never forgive her. 

Nor can I forgive her for all these children she keeps having. 

The older children are of acceptable behaviour but the three younger boys are monsters!  Do you know they were trying to kidnap me and hold me up for ransom ? 

Then they had the cheek to say  that they would let me go as all kidnapped victims are held in the tree house and they only want people they like up there with them.

They also asked if I like Coke and chocolate biscuits. I assume the little monsters didn’t like my response. I cannot believe that my Christopher is their father. I would welcome a DNA test for sure. I only need DNA from one of them to prove my theory.

Back to that woman, my so called daughter-in-law. After those three twins she has gone on to have another one.  I know they are all my grandchildren but I also have more children and they haven’t given me seven grandchildren between them. 

And don’t get me started about those names and these stupid numbers. Why can’t she give them normal names. I’m sure she only did it to annoy me. Well, she has succeeded. My poor Christopher … he must have to put up with so much from her. He’s an honourable man and would never dessert his responsibilities. That’s what I mean about holding him back. He could have achieved so much for mankind.  

Sorry, I need a moment. 

I get so upset when I think about what she has done to him. I just hope Christopher Junior manages to escape his mother’s clutches. He is so much like his father. He is the best outcome in this sorry affair. I support him fully. He even looks like his father at that age. Such a lovely boy, such an intelligent young man. 

Kristof is as random as his name. I know it’s a variation on Christopher and that about sums him up. He is a real mummy’s boy and as such gets away with so much. I hate to think what goes on down at the cottages where he keeps his drum kit and where his friends practice. I keep telling Anita that boy needs to be supervised if he is going to waste his time on “that” sort of music.  I mean there is a piano here, that I bought for him so he could learn to play and read music properly, but as of yet I’ve not seen him anywhere near it. I bought it when they moved in here.

And this place, well I know it would eventually have been his but it was that Anita that worked on my mother-in-law, Christopher’s grandmother, for her to bequeath to him this estate before she died. She says it’s what Christopher Senior wanted and besides it’s meant to have a large family living in it and enjoying the grounds. I’m sure she and Anita colluded to stop me living here. If my husband, Christopher’s father, had been alive I know his mother would have bequeathed it to Christopher Senior and me. But yet again that Anita worked on great Nana Wood and hence they got this place early. I would have let them live with me of course, but with my rules and then these children would all be under control and my son could pursue his career without fear of impending doom because those young boys had yet again concocted another outrageous and mischievous plan. 

Yes, if I had this place and permitted them to live here with me things would have been very different.

Very different .

The only girl is sometimes odd – Christina. I say odd because I don’t fully understand her. She’s very affectionate and very comforting and in fact she has more common sense than her mother .

A truly lovely girl 

But

She seems to have words of her own.  I’m not sure if she’s  aware and is joking with us or whether she just gets the words wrong and it can become very misleading.

I try not to laugh but some of her words are  appropriately misquoted but true!

However, I wish either Christopher or Anita correct her about Christopher’s work. They say it’s not my place to do so. Christopher finds it amusing once he understood why she kept calling his work “pathetic”.

“Postal impression” is another one of hers. She also thinks her father is employed by someone called Grant!

But apart from this word problem she is a very amiable girl and I will be happy to include her in my will when I distribute my jewellery among all my granddaughters. 

Anita won’t get one piece, not one piece!